If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean