Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.

You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.

Lots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli