If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
Janet EvanovichMaybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
Janet EvanovichIf anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.
Janet EvanovichFine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.
Janet Evanovich