I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear.

He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.