I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.