I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for an occasion like this.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.