I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

Saved by the grandma" Ranger

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich