Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay," I said. "Be careful. He's insane.

He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple.

I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp

Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.