I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.

It would be difficult to tell," Wulf said. "I've always been a romantic. I've seen Casablanca twice, and I sat through the entire ordeal of Titanic". "Didn't you enjoy Titanic?" "I was relieved when the ship went down".

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie