Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." My father's mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out. My mother froze, her fork poised in midair. That's sort of a joke," I told Grandma. "Rangers don't get dogs pregnant in real life." I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich