Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." My father's mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out. My mother froze, her fork poised in midair. That's sort of a joke," I told Grandma. "Rangers don't get dogs pregnant in real life." I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.