I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job.

I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore.