Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.