Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.” It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others.