Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.
Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.
I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli
Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?