Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear.

Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

I took all of my rejection letters - there must have been thousands of them in a huge box - and I went out on the curb and burned them all, crying.

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.