If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

With the exception of dessert, food is food.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.