Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

Everyone knew fear. It was the reaction that made the difference. Some people hated fear and avoided the experience. Some people endured it as a necessity. And some people became addicted to the rush.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?

Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie