Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.