Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. "Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock." "Well, the rock fainted.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over at him. All in the past," Morelli said. "I'm a cupcake man now." Whoa, dude," Mooner said. "That's so, like, cosmic.

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.