Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the rest of my life, but I certainly don't want to be a housewife right now. And I really don't want to be married to someone who gives me ultimatums. And maybe Joe needs to examine what he wants from a wife. He was raised in a traditional Italian household with a stay-at-home mother and domineering father. If he wants a wife who will fit into that mold, I'm not for him. I might be a stay-at-home mother someday, but I'll always be trying to fly off the garage roof. That's just who I am.