Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.