I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. โI was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,โ Morelli said. โItโs floor,โ I told him. โI can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.
Janet EvanovichI wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.
Janet EvanovichIf I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic. You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?
Janet EvanovichLast time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
Janet EvanovichI think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much.
Janet EvanovichOne of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didnโt move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. โHunh,โ Rangeman guy said. โYeah,โ I said. โBeen there, done that.โ โAre you sure heโs human?โ โMaybe you could hook a chain to the FlexiCuffs on his ankles and drag him behind your car,โ I said. โWe tried that once, and Ranger didnโt like it,โ the guy said. โYou do something twice that Ranger doesnโt like, and youโre out of a job and damaged.
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