Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Connie drove a silver Camry with rosary beads hanging from her rearview mirror and a Smith& Wesson stuck under the seat. No matter whatwent down, Connie was covered.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.