How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.