We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.

One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.

You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter." Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.