I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.

Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

Connie drove a silver Camry with rosary beads hanging from her rearview mirror and a Smith& Wesson stuck under the seat. No matter whatwent down, Connie was covered.