I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.