I really wouldn't classify the books as mysteries. I prefer to say that they're adventures.
Janet EvanovichCalories donโt count if theyโre connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.
Janet EvanovichConnie drove a silver Camry with rosary beads hanging from her rearview mirror and a Smith& Wesson stuck under the seat. No matter whatwent down, Connie was covered.
Janet EvanovichDo you have someone watching her house?โ (Stephanie) โThat kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. Weโre so underbudgeted weโre one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)
Janet EvanovichI always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.
Janet EvanovichWe were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself.
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