I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
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Janet EvanovichI take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.
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