When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was a very natural progression for me.

Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break.

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with eating. If you make a scene they'll hual you off in leg irons." Stephanie said. I'm tired of being stapped in here, too," Lula said. "This seat belt's too tight and it's giving me gas." Anything else?" There's no movie.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.