Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country's a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He'll be fine.

Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down." I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.