I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break.

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie