Thatโs how you tell what a manโs really made of. Itโs one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailinโ after a woman when sheโs shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.
Janet EvanovichI take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.
Janet EvanovichOne of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didnโt move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. โHunh,โ Rangeman guy said. โYeah,โ I said. โBeen there, done that.โ โAre you sure heโs human?โ โMaybe you could hook a chain to the FlexiCuffs on his ankles and drag him behind your car,โ I said. โWe tried that once, and Ranger didnโt like it,โ the guy said. โYou do something twice that Ranger doesnโt like, and youโre out of a job and damaged.
Janet EvanovichI don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Janet EvanovichHe [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.
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