I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp

Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?" "You love me?" "Yes." A sigh inadvertently escaped. "We're really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way," Ranger said.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.