Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting.
Janet EvanovichTurns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.
Janet EvanovichGet me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines
Janet EvanovichHowie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
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