He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.

Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

There’s always tomorrow.” “Exactly,” she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn’t starve to death, she decided. Maybe she’d eat herself into obesity and explode. Death by doughnut.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli