Who's the best person you know. Of all the people you know personally, is there anyone who has a sense of right and wrong and lives by it? This was a sticky question because it would have to be Ranger ...but I suspected he occasionally killed people. Only bad people, of course, but still...
Janet EvanovichRanger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said. Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.
Janet EvanovichEveryone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. โ Lula
Janet EvanovichMy mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.
Janet EvanovichYou have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?โ โYeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?โ โThe baptismal font?โ โThatโs it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.โ โBrilliant,โ I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. โNo grass growinโ here.
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