Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
Janet EvanovichThere's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger
Janet EvanovichYou can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
Janet EvanovichOpening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire." "I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer." "Whoa." Dillon said. "It wasn't my fault," I told him. "Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.
Janet Evanovich