I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli said. "It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure." -Morelli And Stephanie

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

I almost never shoot people.