I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think

He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

Ranger removed my goggles "Would you like to come home with me?" I stepped away from him. "Thank you for the offer, but no. I'm done with men." Ranger smiled. "Forever?" "Until I figure some things out." "And if you don't figure them out?" "If I can't figure them out on my own, I'll ask you to help me." "Babe, that's like the blind leading the blind.