Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the rest of my life, but I certainly don't want to be a housewife right now. And I really don't want to be married to someone who gives me ultimatums. And maybe Joe needs to examine what he wants from a wife. He was raised in a traditional Italian household with a stay-at-home mother and domineering father. If he wants a wife who will fit into that mold, I'm not for him. I might be a stay-at-home mother someday, but I'll always be trying to fly off the garage roof. That's just who I am.
Janet EvanovichRomance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Janet EvanovichLast time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
Janet EvanovichJesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.
Janet EvanovichOne of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didnโt move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. โHunh,โ Rangeman guy said. โYeah,โ I said. โBeen there, done that.โ โAre you sure heโs human?โ โMaybe you could hook a chain to the FlexiCuffs on his ankles and drag him behind your car,โ I said. โWe tried that once, and Ranger didnโt like it,โ the guy said. โYou do something twice that Ranger doesnโt like, and youโre out of a job and damaged.
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