Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?