Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over at him. All in the past," Morelli said. "I'm a cupcake man now." Whoa, dude," Mooner said. "That's so, like, cosmic.

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said. Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich