I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Everyone knew fear. It was the reaction that made the difference. Some people hated fear and avoided the experience. Some people endured it as a necessity. And some people became addicted to the rush.

He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie