I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

When people ask what you do, tell them you're a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.