Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country's a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He'll be fine.

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

He had a body like batman

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was a very natural progression for me.

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.