Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country's a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He'll be fine.

Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear.

I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore.

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.