Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face.

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay," I said. "Be careful. He's insane.

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

Stop the planet. I want to get off.