Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said. Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others.

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.