Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

Saved by the grandma" Ranger

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break.

Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn't know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue.

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me