Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.