Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.

I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are sexy now. Have you seen Game of Thrones? We’re hot.

I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.