You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.' I don't like the wood elves.' They're okay. They're misunderstood.

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

I really wouldn't classify the books as mysteries. I prefer to say that they're adventures.

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones