You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.' I don't like the wood elves.' They're okay. They're misunderstood.

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?