The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.” It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.