What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Adults are constantly telling teenagers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's always painful to find out that adults have lied to you.

Happy people are rarely interesting.

Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart.

Wishes are powerful things. You can't expect them to change the world without changing you too.

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.