What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish

It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.

Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

I've pursued dreams and achieved them, but I don't think anybody should think their life is incomplete if they don't follow some dream. Happiness doesn't come from achievements, or money, or any sort of treasure. Happiness is a frame of mind, not a destination. It's appreciating what you've got and building relationships with those around you.