Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

People weren't firecrackers who burst into the night sky with brilliance and glory, and a moment later faded away to nothing. Our souls had to be more lasting than that.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.

You know, sometimes you've got to trust the people you love. You've got to trust that if they're good people, they'll make good decisions.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.