Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

...and her dreams that didn't happen, that couldn't have happened because she'd pinned them on somebody too broken and unattainable to love her back.

It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.

You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific enough that I can use my wand to make it happen. Oh, and recently there's been a ban on inserting yourself into the Twilight series. The Cullens are tired of different teenage girls pinging into their story every time they turn around.