Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.
Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.
Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish
That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.
"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.
Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart.