Don't just read words,' he would tell her as he held up the latest story, 'devour them. Let the words create new worlds.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Even the plants in Arizona wanted to hurt you.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

But that's how life is. You never know how it's going to turn out, and you can't plan for everything. You just have to do your best dealing with things as they come and hope people forgive you when you make a mistake.

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.

That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.