Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.

I suppose you could pass for a starlet. You do have that femme fatale air about you. Like you crush boys’ dreams in your spare time.

That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.

Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.