Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

You people are right - I am for equal rights for women. I am for that female jobs such as feeding husband and children be considered as valuable as male jobs.

Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.