You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.