I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.