A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.