When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.