When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.