When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous