Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

But I didn't know much about directing a movie.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is never something that feels like it's going to change or save the world.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.