There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Israel is near and dear to my heart

Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers.

There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.