I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I would work with any one of them again in a heartbeat because it was joyous and incredibly easy.