As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.