People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

In high school, I got picked on. It's funny that I got tormented for what I'm doing now - the acting thing. People would see me in a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day at school. Kids would say, 'Hi, TV Boy.' They heckled. I never got beat up.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.