I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Stuff with a group, stuff where there are other people around, I'll try that.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."